Scene 1, Part 4

December 11, 2013 § Leave a comment

Going to name my child Soba… or my cat.

Neither exist, and maybe I’m condemning these foetal beings, still in their ideational infancy, to gluten-free, Japanese-centric lives.

But, I’m cool with that.

I like names with two syllables. I like names that can be pronounced in any language, and ones that go well on a Starbucks’ cup.

When I take my cat or child to Starbucks, they’ll order their soy latté grandés without the extra stress of having to invent an alias.

My second born shall be Millefeuille.

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